Be Nice…



Silly Kitties


Marmalade on wheels

This skateboarding is easy

With two extra feet


Want to wear slippers

But there’s a kitten inside

Glad I looked down first


Friends sharing catnip

Can cause silly or sleepy

You just never know

Shakespeare Insult Kit

I can only speak for myself here, but I do get tired of the same old insults.

But now, I’ll never run out of things to call people who suck big time thanks to this quite handy Shakespearean Insult Kit!

Let me demonstrate how simple and easy it is to use.


Thou art a droning, fool-born hedge-pig!!

Pretty fucking neat, huh? I’m gonna give it one more go.

Thou art a bawdy, fat-kidneyed coxcomb! (Whom might I be referring too, hmm?)

Go ahead, try it for yourself and let me know what you come up with.