Marmalade on wheels
This skateboarding is easy
With two extra feet
Want to wear slippers
But there’s a kitten inside
Glad I looked down first
Friends sharing catnip
Can cause silly or sleepy
You just never know
I can only speak for myself here, but I do get tired of the same old insults.
But now, I’ll never run out of things to call people who suck big time thanks to this quite handy Shakespearean Insult Kit!
Let me demonstrate how simple and easy it is to use.
Thou art a droning, fool-born hedge-pig!!
Pretty fucking neat, huh? I’m gonna give it one more go.
Thou art a bawdy, fat-kidneyed coxcomb! (Whom might I be referring too, hmm?)
Go ahead, try it for yourself and let me know what you come up with.