I saw this posted by a friend on Facebook and it looked like a fun and easy thing to do on a lazy Sunday.
💍 Marriages: One.
💍 Engagements: Two. (I never married the kid’s biological father.)
💔 Divorces: One.
👶 Kids: One daughter, age 22.
👦 Brothers: One.
👧 Sisters: Nope.
🐕 Current pets: Two dogs and a Betta fish named Ferdinand. 🐠
👩🏼⚕️ Surgeries: Not yet…unless you count having 19 teeth ripped out of your mouthpiece while you’re awake.
✒ Tattoos: Five. I’ll be getting a new one in honor of my mom when I can afford it.
Ink ain’t cheap unless it’s done in a dingy kitchen by some slightly inebriated dude named Earl.
🌴 Been to an island: Yes. Puerto Rico, St. Thomas and Put-In-Bay. A couple more in the Caribbean that I can’t recall the names of right now.
✈️ Flown on a Plane: Yes, I love flying the friendly skies.
🚑 Rode in an Ambulance: Four times. The first was when I was in the 7th grade and I dislocated my knee while attempting to do the splits in my backyard. The entire neighborhood showed up to watch the action.
🎤 Sang Karaoke: Yes, I got booed. I sang “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” and “Goodbye Earl” with an old friend. The only reason I did it was because I was drunker than a skunk.
⛸ Ice Skating: Yes, once. It hurt my ankles and I fell on my ass. Not fun.
🚢 Been on a Cruise: Yes, it was lovely. I would never be able to physically (or financially) do it again, so I’m grateful that I had the opportunity when I was still pretty healthy.
🏍 Rode on motorcycle: Um, no way.
🏍 Owned a motorcycle: No!
🐴 Rode on a Horse: No, I couldn’t get on the fucking horse. Impossible. I almost broke some important body parts trying.
Sorry, Mr. Ed.
🏥 Stayed in a Hospital: Yes. Plus two psych wards within a month of each other.
🍓 Favorite Fruit: Strawberry.
📅 Favorite day of the week: Back in my working days, it was Friday. Nowadays, I don’t much give a shit what day it is. Maybe Saturday because I spend the entire day with my boyfriend.
🌈 Favorite Color: Lime Green.
📱Last phone call: My cousin Cindi.
☕ Coffee or tea: Coffee with cream and sugar.
🥧 Favorite pie: Apple.
🍕 Favorite pizza: Pepperoni, onion and green pepper.
🐶 Cat or Dog: I love both, but dogs are more loyal.
☃️ Favorite season: Fall.
⭐️ Met a star: Nick Cage in Las Vegas. He was filming a movie. He nodded slightly and we made eye contact. He’s shorter than I had originally thought.
🚁 Rode in a helicopter: No, those things freak me out.
📺 Been on TV: Not that I am aware of.
🦴 Broken a bone: No. But I’ve had my heart broken many times.
👻 Seen a ghost: I have never actually seen a ghost, but I’ve had many paranormal experiences and signs from my departed loved ones.
⚰️ Seen someone die: Yes, both of my parents. 😦
🤮 Been sick in a taxi: I’ve been in a taxi twice, but the only thing that made me sick was how much money I had to fork over when I got to my destination.